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Apr
27
borderenforcer

Boats and their LACK of pedals.

I have managed to discover something that would shock you. People do not know how to drive boats. When it comes to boats, the majority of people think its just like getting in a car. I have been working at a boat dealership that rents boats and I am in charge of rentals. I would ideally like to take a fishing rod and snap it in half. Every time someone comes up and asks a truly dumb question I would then...
Apr
27
borderenforcer

South Park- The best worst show EVER!

South Park has been the best cartoon in my eyes for the past ten years easy. However, with this new season that started I have to say, they are starting to slip. I like family guy but damn is it annoying. South Park is starting to get the same way sadly. There will always be the classic episodes like Scott Tennerman must die and the cartoon wars series, but the damn new episodes have fallen short. I...
Feb
17
borderenforcer

RV’s – The rolling road blocks.

Alright it’s finally time to address an issue that is one of my biggest pet peeves. RV’s. If you are retired, senile and bored with nothing to do and no friends then yes you qualify to be one of the very elite few who are actually allowed, in my mind, to purchase one of these rolling monstrosities and annoy everyone you come into contact with. We have all been in that familiar and annoying situation....
Dec
10
ZealanderWannabe

14 Year Old Yakuza Tattoo Artist

I dont have much to say about this kid other than I understand that he is a gang member (Yakuza – not sure which family) but out of Houston.  He is only 14 years old and already a superior tattoo artist specializing in Dragon Tattoos.  The one he is doing in this video took 30 hours to finish.  I could not even imagine trying to do something like that.  Considering I am deathly afraid of needles,...
Dec
9
borderenforcer

Kneeboarding is fun for the dumb.

I love kneeboarding and have grown up doing it. I learned behind an old beater aluminum boat with a 10 hp engine. Now however, I get the luxury of kneeboarding behind a nice speedboat or something similar. Regardless of how long I have been kneeboarding, I have had many wrecks and more than I care to admit have been extremely painful. I have bailed at 35 mph and slowed just fine. If you don’t bail in...
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